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[28/08/07] Now That’s A Textbook!

I think I’ll put it in the kitchen. Right next to the choccy biscuits.

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And right opposite “The Book of Sharp Pointy Impliments and Weapons” right?

Posted by The_B on Tuesday 28th August

And “Pattern Recognition For Dummies”, yes.

Posted by Richard on Tuesday 28th August

Fantastic! I notice it also doubles as a bludgeoning instrument for added sinisterness (a word I entered as a joke, but which Firefox’s dictionary tells me is correct. Joy).

Posted by Yann Best on Tuesday 28th August

It would certainly be a talking point at dinner parties, especially if propped up casually next to the recipe books.

Posted by Scylla on Tuesday 28th August

Poissons?

Posted by gnome on Wednesday 29th August

More like suicider.

Posted by Richard on Wednesday 29th August

Don’t lick your fingers to turn the pages.

Posted by AndrewM on Wednesday 29th August

Does it contain the traditional methods of poisoning your drink? In the old republic ways of the Centauri!

Yes, i watch too much Babylon 5.

Posted by William Main on Thursday 30th August