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[28/04/08] GTA4: Exclusive Review

Nico gets ready to hit the town

GTA4 may just be the latest Saint’s Row clone to hit the consoles, but don’t hold that against it. Set in the fictional town of New Liberty (a thinly disguised version of Detroit), the action focuses on the adventures of Nico, an Eastern European criminal trying to work her way up the crime ladder from basic everyday stealing to Grand Theft Auto, the ultimate goal of the game.

After some ‘levelling up’, you can earn the right to carjack anything on wheels, including cars. Don’t think you’ll have it all easy though! The police will be quick to stop you, unless you pay to spray them with a Mace style power-up that makes them leave you alone. You can also try to escape the old fashioned way, with Nico braving the rush-hour traffic, but as with all games, you only have three lives, so use them carefully!

The sound is good, and very clear. You can hear everything that goes on, especially if you’ve got a good sound system. If not, the audio is somewhat muted due to having to being pushed out of your television, and you will not get the full experience of the original soundtrack, featuring artists like Lance Vance and Laslo in fine form. It’s not fair to pin all the blame for this on Rockstar, but we couldn’t help be disappointed that the game doesn’t even bother to try and rectify it after so many months in development.

Gameplay is 100% next generation. You’ll feel like you’re really there, which may not be a good thing, as New Liberty is not a nice town. Nico is constantly being pursued by her rivals, including an implacable hitman from her home country, who will stop at nothing to prevent her becoming the city’s queen of car crime. She also has the secondary, equally important goal of finding herself a suitable boyfriend… her ‘special someone’ to help her through the mean streets. This is a fairly unoriginal move from Rockstar, especially coming so soon after its popular dating simulators Hot Coffee and Manhunt, but never mind.

In summary, if you like the idea of stealing cars, you’ll probably like this game, but we have our reservations about recommending it to everyone. If you don’t like crime, for instance, you’re likely to get bored just walking round the city. Also, if you’re not very good at games, you may get frustrated. You also have to buy a next-generation console, making it a very expensive way to kill a few hours.

All this makes GTA4 something of a missed opportunity, especially competing against mainstream games like The Mass Effect and Rainbow Vegas. Overall, 6/10. A brave effort, but somewhat futile given that Scarface is already out there on the shelves.

Review by: Bob Forrett, Toddingham Daily Bugle. All copyrights reserved.

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awsome review!

Posted by Iain on Monday 28th April

i dont like this one it dont say nething bout the crashes im gettin on my dled copy off of piratebay rockstarshould be ashamed EPIC FAIL

Posted by Richard on Monday 28th April

Nice try emulating forum mouth-breathers, but you have EPIC FAILed on two counts; 1)spelling and grammar (there is some), 2)no LOL-cats mention. For punishment, read 50 random pages of any given forum (it truly doesn’t matter what the stated interest group is, you’ll get the same effects).

Posted by theaikidoka on Monday 28th April

I’m not very good at LOLCats.

Posted by Richard on Monday 28th April

That is such an awesome cat.

The lolcat should be “I’ll turn you to stone with my eyes, mortal!”

Posted by William Main on Monday 28th April

JACKTOMMSON SUXXXLOLOLO!!one one1

Posted by The_B on Monday 28th April

Nice send up of those many poor reviewers out there.

Posted by Johnny W on Monday 28th April

Yeah, it’s very much about the places where nobody actually cares about the game review, but someone’s told them to do it. A little Google is dangerous in the wrong hands. Especially mixed with a little Cowboy BeBop At His Computer, from non-gamers who think they’ve got it sussed because they played Space Invaders once.

Posted by Richard on Monday 28th April

You neglected to mention past controversies that have surrounded GTA, due to its ultra-violence and graphic depiction of sexual acts.  Also, GTA4 arrives soon after the release of other questionable ‘games’ like Manhunt (about a hunter who shoots people), Hitman (based on the R-rated blockbuster), and Mass Effect (the sex simulator).  At a time when teen pregnancies are skyrocketing and violent crimes plague our streets, is Rock Star Software acting irresponsibly?  Some experts say yes. 

Do your research next time, Bob.

Posted by Enduro Man on Tuesday 29th April

I am so relieved I read this review. I don’t like crime! This would have been a HUGE waste of money!

Posted by juliet on Tuesday 29th April