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A collection of articles written for other sites, live-linked for your entertainment and convenience. Mostly web-exclusive pieces due to the flow never being quite right with the ones written for print. You’ll also find a few more over in Features that were written just for here, or reprinted from other places.
PC Gamer > Crap Shoot: Mega Man
More like Smegma Man. The darkest hour dawns for humanity’s robotic saviour – not because of evil Dr. Wily, but the far greater threat of shitty porting.
PC Gamer > Crap Shoot: McKenzie & Co
Get ready for a hot-date, high-school style. When you join up with McKenzie & Co, how can it be anything but totally rad, hyper-cool and tubular? Well…
Gamespy > Review: Gotham City Impostors
When the Bat’s away, the fans will play. Roughly. But can this low-rent take on the Caped Crusader create its own urban legend on the cheap?
PC Gamer > Crap Shoot: It Came From The Desert
The sleepy town of Lizard Breath has a serious case of ants in its pants… not to mention its farms, mines, and airfield… and a pistol’s not gonna cut it.
PC Gamer > Review: Magicka: The Stars Are Left
The Great Old Ones are rising, and only your team of wizards have the bottle to take on HP Lovecraft’s source. Ry’leh? Yes, really!
Are you ready to party like it’s 1999? I take a look at Bioshock Infinite and the new XCOM games to see how epic failure doesn’t have to be a bad thing.
PC Gamer > Crap Shoot: Philip Marlowe: Private Eye
The inevitable sound of smoky jazz in a Los Angeles street. An ice-pick to the neck. A damsel, not necessarily in distress. Oh, film noir. Never change.
Rock Paper Shotgun > Bonecraft
Yes, it’s a Warcraft porn parody – but can it really offer the hottest elf-on-elf action since the Draenei turned XXXodar into Azeroth’s first strip-club?
PC Gamer > Crap Shoot: Superhero League of Hoboken
Criminals, beware! You face the baddest team of heroes ever to fight for Truth, Justice and the New Jersey Turnpike. Wait, sorry. “Worst.” Easy mistake.
Rock Paper Shotgun > Space Quest: Roger Wilco Not Over And Out
For a classic game to get a fan sequel decades later is an impressive thing. But three in a single month? That’s something else entirely…