Richard's Online Journal

Greetings and salutations. In case you were wondering, Richard Cobbett is a writer and journalist and producer of many other things involving words. He likes cats, hates spiders, and plays a lot of games. This is his website...
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May
10

An Environmental Message

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Richard, this website’s award-winning* writer, today proudly announced that he has achieved Carbon Neutral status. This is the first step in Richard’s campaign to shift away from mere Chaotic Neutral, with an eye on ultimate promotion to Chaotic Good and the blessed swords such status brings. Audited and approved by the Dungeon Master, this milestone represents a key part of the Cerulean Brotherhood’s drive to defeat the great Dragon God, and thus reduce the environmental impact caused by its noxious flame breath.

Although many organisations do not take the carbon cost of the evil Dragon God on board when calculating carbon emissions, it accounts for a significant proportion of any kingdom’s CO2 outputs (23 per cent in the case of black dragons). For more information on making your business green, consult a Dulux brochure. But for the love of all things holy, stop sending me silly, identikit press releases about the state of your emissions.

Please, do your bit to save paper. And keep your emissions to yourself.

(* Spelling competition, first place. Thank you, ‘Cincinnati’…)

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